Tea cup bangles

I said I wasn’t going to do this…I said I wouldn’t cry on this site…*lip quiver* I am going to write this post about these very clever tea cup bangles and I am NOT going to get upset about the fact that my man-hands are usually too big for bangles to fit over…it’s OK…I have a lot of other good qualities…I’ll just wear fancy gloves…

Damn those New Zealanders are clever bastards. No really, the site is called Clever Bastards, and here are the tea cup bangles by designer Lindsay Pembleton.

Beautiful. Say, who has two thumbs and would smash these up and cut her arm to ribbons in a bout 2 minutes? This chick here *gesticulates at self*. But I recognize that other people aren’t like me and wearing one of these is perfectly feasible for the more delicate among us. With little hands. *sniff*