Funny story: the first time I made sausages with friends I honked on incessantly on twitter about the fact that we were doing this. Each time, I referred to it as a “sausage party.” Google that at your own peril, folks. You’ve been warned.
That cock-up aside, I still sort of want one of these:
This is from Etsy seller KnitStorm. I may have to knit one for myself, however, as her shop announcement says that she is taking it a bit easier after the birth of a baby. Congratulations! *stuffs hand in mouth to stifle further sausage party jokes*