October 10, 2012
One can never start considering one’s garden too early in one’s season. Or even as one’s seasons is ending. Daydreaming about next year’s garden plans takes one’s mind off such worries as cracks in one’s teapot. Or sanity.
Stop over at the DIY Network and see their slideshow of unique planter ideas. This one is my favourite. I just have to figure out how to hinge their jaws so I can attach a tiny motor inside and make their gums flap. Then I install a little remote microphone with which I can shout neighborhood gossip, and I can guarantee next summer will be the best year ever on my block.
“Gerald! That planter says you canoodled with Rita at the Block BBQ! What do you mean which one? The one with the succulent dreadlocks!”